Archive for the ‘pictures’ Category

Handy Chart To Rate Your Wife

May 14, 2008

Negative eight...jesus.

My wife scored a negative eight. That’s -8. I really don’t know what to say.


Hazel Court – A Downright Hottie – We Salute You

April 17, 2008

Hazel Court, starring in popular horror films in the 50s and 60s has passed away. It truly is a sad day, when such a looker shuffles off her sexy sexy mortal coil.

I\'d hit it.

Anyone in a movie called “The Masque of the Red Death” or “Devil Girl from Mars” deserves to be a sex icon for all time. Hazel Court, we will miss you.

Hillary And Obama On The Same Team Against McCain!

March 12, 2008
I’d play more RPGs if they were like this

Nice. Very Nice. It’s nice to see two characters like Hillary and Obama join forces to do battle against miniboss McCain.

Liv Tyler, Getting Pretty Chunky

March 10, 2008

I’d still hit it

Remember how thin she used to be? Damn, she’s getting up there. She really needs a tan more than anything.

About To Get Peed On

February 12, 2008

Ooh, that’s gonna suck

Oh man, getting peed on by a dog while you sleep…that’s hot.

Something Nice To Stare At For Awhile

February 6, 2008

It’s an obsession with these, it really is

I could stare at these all day. In fact, I think I will.

The motivational poster, which I finally noticed after a few hours of staring, is pretty good too.

Wikipedia Says: “One ‘Muff’ is more than enough to feed two people.”

February 5, 2008

That’s delicious

It sounds absolutely delicious! I know I’ll be eating one, maybe two! It seems like the perfect thing to munch on with a friend or maybe even for special occasions, family.

1/31/2007 – Never Forget

January 31, 2008

That’s the right on, man.

More info on the political BS that transpired a year ago today here.

Winehouse Crack Before And After

January 22, 2008

It’s like she belongs in that Faces of Meth video

Man, it’s a crime what crack does. The before picture, I’d have hit it. The after picture, well, I just want to hit her. She should be in every single anti-drug commercial on the planet now. Why the fall Amy? Daddy not love you enough? Why do you gotta be smokin’ the rocks?

Ebay Just Doesn’t Respect Black People

December 25, 2007


Sure, I may be a bastard for the search terms, but it’s christmas eve for god’s sake. What were you thinking, ebay?