Archive for the ‘internet’ Category

Handy Chart To Rate Your Wife

May 14, 2008

Negative eight...jesus.

My wife scored a negative eight. That’s -8. I really don’t know what to say.

List of Interesting Women

April 4, 2008

There’s so much sexiness in the following list, see if you can spot what all of these women have in common…

Sara Aldrete
Beverley Allitt
Angel of Mercy
Amy Archer-Gilligan

Francisca Ballesteros
Velma Barfield
Juana Barraza
Elizabeth Báthory
Bloody Benders
Marie-Madeleine-Marguerite d’Aubray, Marquise de Brinvilliers
Carol M. Bundy
Cynthia Coffman
Faye Copeland
Mary Ann Cotton

Daisy de Melker
Nannie Doss
Amelia Dyer
Christine Falling
Marie Fikácková
Constance Fisher
Kathleen Folbigg

Debbie Fornuto

Janie Lou Gibbs
Kristen Gilbert
Delfina and María de Jesús González
Gesche Gottfried
Gwendolyn Graham and Cathy Wood
Dana Sue Gray
Caroline Grills
Maria Gruber
Anna Marie Hahn
Myra Hindley
Karla Homolka
Waneta Hoyt

Miyuki Ishikawa
Hélène Jegado
Martha Ann Johnson
Genene Jones
Tillie Klimek
Delphine LaLaurie
Irene Leidolf
Juliane Lipka

Christine Malevre
Enriqueta Martí
Rhonda Belle Martin
Stephanija Meyer
Blanche Taylor Moore
Marianne Nölle

Junko Ogata
Susi Olah
Dagmar Overbye
Louise Peete
Dorothea Puente
Terri Rachals

Amelia Sach and Annie Walters
Darya Saltykova
Maria Swanenburg
The Angel Makers of Nagyrév
Jane Toppan
Waltraud Wagner
Jeanne Weber
Rosemary West
Catherine May Wood
Aileen Wuornos

Anna Maria Zwanziger

Arthur C. Clarke – Shuffled Off His Mortal Coil

March 18, 2008

Mr. Clarke, author of 2001: A Space Odyssey, I salute you.

90 years of age, in Sri Lanka. Goodnight sweet prince.

It’s Hollow

Hillary And Obama On The Same Team Against McCain!

March 12, 2008
I’d play more RPGs if they were like this

Nice. Very Nice. It’s nice to see two characters like Hillary and Obama join forces to do battle against miniboss McCain.

Liv Tyler, Getting Pretty Chunky

March 10, 2008

I’d still hit it

Remember how thin she used to be? Damn, she’s getting up there. She really needs a tan more than anything.

Doctors Recommend Camel Cigarettes

March 7, 2008

Finally, some doctors I can trust that will help me with my cigarette addiction. If only they had backed Marlboro though.

Bible Fight!!!

February 27, 2008

Popular figures from the greatest most violent work of fiction ever, The Bible, battle it out!

This first screen should tell you all you need to know….

Nice Selection

But my recent fight against Satan should have you rushing out to play…

I’m really more of a satan-guy, to be honest

Yeah, I kicked his ass with the Rain of Frogs, good times. Unfortunately it is lacking in multiplayer, but other than that it is a pretty simple & fun game.

Play it at…http://www.adultswim.com/games/biblefight/game.swf

How Do You Count Your Cash?

February 27, 2008

It turns out I count my money like a Korean… I feel so unpatriotic.

Jimmy Kimmel’s Response To Sarah Silverman

February 26, 2008

Wow, so much better than Sarah Silverman’s video…

A Special Thank You For A Special Person.

February 15, 2008

Say thank you to someone special.