Archive for the ‘games’ Category

Bible Fight!!!

February 27, 2008

Popular figures from the greatest most violent work of fiction ever, The Bible, battle it out!

This first screen should tell you all you need to know….

Nice Selection

But my recent fight against Satan should have you rushing out to play…

I’m really more of a satan-guy, to be honest

Yeah, I kicked his ass with the Rain of Frogs, good times. Unfortunately it is lacking in multiplayer, but other than that it is a pretty simple & fun game.

Play it at…http://www.adultswim.com/games/biblefight/game.swf

The 168 Things We Learned While Adventuring

July 26, 2007

Yeah, alright. I’m a bit of a gamer geek, but dammit some of this stuff is actually funny. With complete credit to the wonderful people at the RPGnet forums. Original thread is here.

  1. The only tools you will ever need are a dagger, a length of rope, a quarterstaff, and a towel.
  2. If you are in a cemetery or crypt of some kind, you WILL encounter undead sooner or later.
  3. When your GM says “are you sure?”, he probably has a good reason.
  4. The power of a ninja is inversely proportionate to the number of ninja you are fighting.
  5. If you say “Don’t worry, I can only fail on a natural 1,” you do alter the laws of probability.
  6. If you use the same cheap strategy over and over again, eventually someone will use it against you.
  7. It doesn’t matter how heinous your crime was, if you were “pursuing the greater good” at the time, you will be forgiven.
  8. Spot checks are bad news, even if you succeed at them.
  9. Listen checks are even worse.
  10. If you steal from a church or temple, you’ll find out that the gods are capable of personally kicking your ass.
  11. (more…)

Slap Women In The Face For Fun!

July 23, 2007

This is one of the best games I’ve played in the last few weeks (so much better than Guitar Hero 2). From what I can tell, the entire purpose of the game is to slap women in the face.

Not quite as good as real life, but at least I won’t go to jail this time for spousal abuse.

Now, I’m not one to advocate spousal abuse, but…well…it’s just so much fun. If you’re like me and can’t seem to let go of your “must-beat-a-woman” rages, maybe avoid some jail time by taking out your frustrations on this friendly little game available here.

Make Your Own Flipbook Animations

June 21, 2007

So, I found this site, where you get to make a flipbook, all via computer. Now, we all did this when we were kids, and it should all be good clean fun…

Unfortunately, yours truly, got a little carried away…

Check it out at http://www.thepartybasket.co.uk/flipbook/flip.jewsus.html 

In case you are wondering, it has to do with Jesus.

To make your own flipbook animation and share it with the world…take a look at Flipper!.

Video Game vs Work

June 15, 2007

Usually I try to play a few video games when I should be working, as it decreases the likelihood that I’ll go on a shooting rampage. Sometimes it works out well and everything goes fine, other times it doesn’t go so well. There are a good number of games out there, but can it be said that they were truly designed to be played at work?

See, the enjoyment factor of the game is only part of it. Since I’m at the office, I need to be on the lookout for the dreaded eight-headed-management-demon that creeps around corners and peeks through keyholes, waiting for me to shirk my important duties. If a game is well made I can skate by just fine, but if it isn’t…well, there goes that Christmas bonus the kids were looking forward to.

So, without further adieu, let’s take a look at our potential game for the day.

Bouncing Journey 2

Bouncing Journey 2

Alright, let’s get this show on the road. My boss is on the other side of the office right now so this is a good time to give Bouncing Journey 2 a shot. (more…)