Archive for September, 2007

Nintendo Controller Pipe

September 28, 2007

If I didn’t dislike the Nintendo 64 or Marijuana so much, I’d be smoking one of these right now.

Wow, pretty nice repurposing of old hardware. That’s a good term for it. Something to put on the old résumé.

The imagery is perfect. The classic marriage of video games, teenagers and marijuana. That’s right, I said it. The ‘M’ word. Cannabis, ganja, coolie weed, reefer, bammy, budda, chiba, chillums, funk, chronic, good stuff, grefa, gunny, grass,  nugs, wacky tobaccy, wacky weed, white haired lady, weed, pot, panama red, pakistani black, pasto, pat, puff the magic dragon, muggles, m-j, maconha, mafu, malawi grass, mary and johnny, mexican green and mary jane are all able to be smoked from this delicious looking video game console accessory. Truly, this is a very compatible smoking device.

In my younger days as a “Purple Haze Pimp”, I would often use whatever I had laying around to smoke my smokeables.  Often I would find myself stumbling around my house, concocting wildly untameable smoking apparatuses out of many things such as grape fruits, socket wrench sets, sprinkler heads, corkscrews, bicycle pumps, stuffed animals,  house plants, etc…all in the name of science, I assure you. But this…well, this is certainly more of a keepsake than my down and dirty macguyver-esque pipes, bongs and one-hitter-quitters.

This truly is a delightful thing. If only it was done in glass.


Time Lapse Wikipedia Movie – Virginia Tech Massacre

September 25, 2007

This is why Wikipedia kicks the Encyclopedia Britannica’s ass. Those old dusty volumes that my parents bought for me when I was ten have crap in them so old it simply isn’t true anymore.

Open MP3 Directory AND A Weatherman’s “Forecast”

September 24, 2007

I’m feeling a little worn out from the weekend, although self-administering a few enemas will do that (or so I hear), it’s just a good thing I had all of those spare syringes laying around. So today, I give you an open directory covering two Muse albums. Find it available here.

W00t, free mp3 directory.

Also, weatherman penis. Enjoy.

Mighty impressive

Poor Dead Walrus…Yarr.

September 19, 2007

A sad day indeed

Yarr. Today we honor the memory of a dear old matey of ours. A true scurvy sea dog. Someone who was never far from our thoughts. As ye shuffle off yer mortal coil, as ye head towards the briny deep, as ye drift away to Davy Jones’ locker, as ye pass into the next world…ye shall be loved and missed. Remember to always carry yer bucket straight and true. We who keelhaul, we who shuffle the yardarm, we who hoist the mizzenmast…we will carry you in our hearts, always.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, nothing will ever satisfy his bucket lust. May god have mercy on his soul.

Ohhh, So That’s Why He Has A Net Around His Neck

September 18, 2007

No Comment

I have absolutely no comment whatsoever…but I’m glad the black guy bagged a nice, happy Jewish slave.

How To Get Into A Japanese Subway Car

September 14, 2007

That’s what they get for building such efficient subway systems

Just use the friendly people mover guys in the hats and gloves.

I have a friend, let’s call him “Todd” for purposes of anonymity…well, Todd wants to move to Japan (at least I assume he does by how much anime he owns). Now, he’s not that tall of a guy by American standards (god bless the USA), but in Japan he must be some kind of gigantic monster.  How he would fit into a subway car I’ll never know.

Maybe he does it for the chicks. I mean, he must really be huge down there. You know what I mean.

Marry Our Daughter

September 13, 2007

This is soooo hot

Amazing, simply amazing. When I first found the site, I immediately took out a substantial loan from my bank. I figured $60,000 would be enough to get me two of the young broads, but then I found out that this is just a gag site, a prank, all made up to make people aware of the wacky “of legal age” marriage laws all over the states…full story available at The New York Times.

So, I was a bit let down, but on the plus side, I still have all of that money from the bank. I suppose I could pay back the loan today, adding a few points to my credit score, but then again I could spend the money on hotel rooms and hookers.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Simponized…A Travesty!

September 12, 2007

This is criminal

Lousy simpsonizing machine.

There is just no way. No damn way. How dare they do this to such a great man? How dare they do this to our future president?

Old Magician Levitates Young Assistant With Help Of Modern Science

September 11, 2007

What a pretty young thing…you think she’s in on the trick?

Ah, some days I wish that I was an old man.

Dog Truly Is Man’s Best Friend

September 7, 2007

I’d say it all depends on whether or not the baby wanted it

Definitely man’s best friend.