Archive for August, 2007

Best Reason To Not Use Find/Replace In Notepad

August 30, 2007

I swear, this is the last time I tree C: then find and replace all of the nonstandard characters using notepad

It’s a sad day when notepad kicks my ass.


Peeing Is Less Important Than Networking

August 30, 2007

that’s dedication

Yes friends, those are ethernet cables heading into that porta-john. Thus cementing the fact that peeing is less important than networking. Sure, I suppose the geeks that set this up could just pee against a tree or so, but that’s so primitive, and as we all know…geeks are very hygienic.

Of course, pee aside…where did the geeks that set this up crap?

i.Beat Blaxx – Germans Finally Showing Their True Colors

August 28, 2007

I sure did.

Well, it’s about time someone in Germany admits that they have a problem with black people. Trekstor, the geniuses behind the naming of their little mp3 gizmo, do in fact reside in Germany, and supposedly after they “found out” what i.Beat Blaxx sounds like in English, they were horrified and quickly changed the name to just “blaxx”.

I call BS. It’s not like Germany has a great history of welcoming cultural diversity and this just hammers another nail in a coffin already shut by countless other nails, nails being some sort of metaphor for racism that I just pulled out of my ass. I applaud German, not for their apparent hatred towards black people, but for their openness of their beliefs.

Yes, they may have shown a bit of cowardice by changing the name so that it no longer implies the abuse of black people, but now everybody who has one, can say that they own blaxx.

Help Desk + Fire = Win

August 27, 2007

What it doesn’t tell you is that offenders will also be urinated upon following the “cleansing by fire”

Of course, this relies on actually meeting the help desk rep face to face. In a perfect world, they would have the ability to stab people in the face over the internet.

The Following Image Proves That I Am Tough

August 25, 2007

Damn Straight

Damn Right.

Hey There Delilah

August 21, 2007

There is nothing greater than this song.

Beat Up Women Motivational Poster

August 20, 2007

Bitches Be Brawling

I seem to be developing an unhealthy obsession regarding battered and beaten women. This was made using the picture from the last post and my old pal…Motivator

Two Women That Were Made For Each Other

August 17, 2007

I’ll take the one on the left THEN the one on the right

Yeah, they were probably fighting over which one would get to kill me first.

Why You Don’t Leave Ketchup And Mustard Out In The Open

August 16, 2007

Man, that looks tasty

On the plus side, it’s only ketchup (catsup) and mustard.

One Of The Many Uses Of Photoshop

August 15, 2007

God Bless Photoshop (just so long as I don’t have to pay for it)