Ebay Just Doesn’t Respect Black People

Sure, I may be a bastard for the search terms, but it’s christmas eve for god’s sake. What were you thinking, ebay?

Kermit Crying And Naked In A Bathtub

Given everything we’ve seen so far, this seems like such a peaceful end. I suppose these horrible images will serve as some sort of twisted reminder that one can never really return to the carefree days of one’s youth. Or that people just suck.

Either way, whatever.  Larger image available by clicking on the small image, same as always.

Kermit Vomiting Into A Toilet

This must be due to all of that risky drug taking behavior of his. Ah Kermit. How you have strengthened my apathy and helped to desensitize me to the internet raping and pillaging my childhood memories on a daily basis.

To see a larger version of this hot kermit on toilet action, click the picture.

Kermit With A Mouthful Of Pills

Man. I’ve been there. All those pills. I’ve been feeling bad lately. I can see what’s happening. All of this exposure to a childhood memory of mine being put in horribly adult situations…not even just sex…the horrible horrible downward spiral of a drug user. To see Kermit go through that, a beloved friend…someone who was always there with a smile on his face and never a harsh word.

It’s my soul that’s dying.

For a larger version of this atrocity, click the picture.

Kermit Going Down On Rowlf

A sad day for muppet-kind as Rowlf becomes the classic depiction of a drug dealer, trading drugs for sexual favors. Obviously he’s enjoying Kermit going down on him, just look at that happy and satisfied expression on his face.

For a nice large version of this, click the picture.

Kermit The Frog Crying Over A Table Of Hard Drugs

Oh Kermit. How far the hero continues to fall. Let me bring you in from the cold.

It’s so sad to see one of your childhood memories be raped and pillaged by the horrors of the internet.

Kermit The Frog Injecting Hard Drugs

Oh Kermit, how the mighty have fallen. It makes me cry a little. Poor little guy.  I must be a real monster to make these posters.

If you’d like a larger version, click the image and lose a small portion of your immortal soul for taking part in this.