11,658 MP3 Files For Download

My lawyer has advised me to inform you, the internet denizen that I have not downloaded nor am in possession of any of these audio files and that my hard drive is clear of any copyrighted materials and that while I comply with copyright laws as they are present in an increasingly digital world I retain the right to refuse any cooperation with any company or organization that wishes to investigate any claims of complying with copyright law and if I so much as see some music industry bastard near my home I’m going out with both guns blazing.

I gathered these links in a few hours , and as far as I am aware, they still work, obviously, as time progresses this will most likely cease to be true. I prefer finding mp3’s via Google and less so by bittorrent, it’s more about the thrill of the hunt for me.

If you’d like to get all of these files without having to manually save every single one, grab a copy of wget for windows and use the command “wget –input-file=mp3list.txt” from the command line. The text file to use is mp3list.txt

Of course, if you can’t be arsed to read anything, get the entire list of 11,658 mp3 files here

I tried putting up the entire list, but my browser kept crashing when I tried to view the page, so for a small sample of the list…

Is Being Clean Really That Important?

Ouch, tough call. To hell with it, I say go for it.

Experimental Biological Research Performed On The Crazy And Homeless

Homeless crazy people kick ass.

“HELP HELP inserted computer chip in my uterus or research in my body am like pet back to slave trade bleeding blood.” Someone needs to call this woman at (347) 220-3170…ask for Betty.

Of course, I make fun of her now, but on the off chance she’s telling the truth…

Cupcakes For The Win!

To anyone complaining about this picture. I’d like to point out that both women are fully clothed and due to clever camera angles can not be confirmed to be engaging in any sort of risqué act. Furthermore, cupcakes are delicious and should be the focus of this entire motivational poster, if the first thing that you are drawn to are the women then you clearly have sex on the brain and may need to seek professional help to become a fully functioning member of society.

I, for one, respect women and would never stoop so low as to view them as mere sex objects. You should be ashamed of yourself.

This Bridge Has Caused Death And Permanent Injury

It is a very enticing bridge…Of course, given what is believed to be known of human nature, I can see thousands of people immediately rushing to hump this bridge mere seconds after erecting this sign. Intercourse with a bridge is one of my many known exploits.

Honor Student “Earns” Her A

Yeah, look at that dirty old man of a “teacher”, offering honor student status for one of his infamous “mustache rides”. God bless america that we have filthy old men like this training women to grow up knowing how to use their bodies to get what they want.

I’m not gonna lie, I’d give her an A.

Snowman Atrocities

Get him! Get him! Drink his blood!!!

Ha! Yes! Sacrifice yourself to me!!!

Meh, it’s been done before….eat it, I guess.

Ah, snowmen. These are all like living snow mirrors of someone’s life. It’s things like these snowmen that remind me of the sick nature of the human condition.

Of Women And Jackhammers

There’s just something so hot about this, but I can’t quite put my finger on what. Is it the women in short skirts using powerful machinery between their legs while a lazy shirtless man stands in the back watching, with a slight knowing smile on his face? I think it is.

Support Love – The Internet Way

Yes. Support love. Love is just so…wonderful…I had to look at this twice, I really did. I got so hot and bothered by the implications of the symbols in the lower left that I almost missed what was going on in the lower right and the entire second row.

 

Oh, look at that, I just noticed the top left, and I’m already excited again.

 

Pushup Counter May Be A Danger To Our Fat American Culture

This is just stupid, really really stupid. I’m all for pointless crap but this just goes too far. Can you imagine if they started using these in America’s schools? No longer will the chubby and fat be able to lie their way through “extreme fitness week” or whatever the hell future president Schwarzenegger (I can’t believe I spelled his name right on the first try) has decreed it.