The Truth About Japan Summed Up In One Poster

I took some “personal time” during work today to make another “motivational” poster.

This was done with Motivator and a little Photoshop. Click here for a larger version of the poster.

Ebay Now Selling Black People?

Take a look at the second result in my google search for Black People

I get that sponsored link EVERY SINGLE TIME I search for Black People. It never ever comes up if I search for Jewish People (historically, the other “slave race”). Why does eBay gotta be hatin’ like that?

I’ll be contacting eBay regarding this…either they should start advertising the sale of other races or stop advertising the sale of black people.

Ever See A Cat Go Down On A Dog?

It’s amazing, the stuff that I find on the internet during work hours on the office computers. It’s like a train wreck, I can’t look away. And also, like a train wreck, I can’t help but feel aroused.

Dumb Blonde Asks Dumb Question

It took me a few seconds to realize what was wrong with what I was seeing…

Coked Up Criminal Creams Corn

I know that when I think of corn, cocaine comes to mind. Obviously, the guy trying to get away from the police was thinking of corn when he had cocaine on the mind.

The story, which is available here, says that the 35 year old man managed to destroy four police cars by driving through (and destroying) a corn field. That’s a handy tip to know, if I’m ever coked up near a corn field

Make Your Own Flipbook Animations

So, I found this site, where you get to make a flipbook, all via computer. Now, we all did this when we were kids, and it should all be good clean fun…

Unfortunately, yours truly, got a little carried away…

Check it out at http://www.thepartybasket.co.uk/flipbook/flip.jewsus.html 

In case you are wondering, it has to do with Jesus.

To make your own flipbook animation and share it with the world…take a look at Flipper!.

Kid Gets Mauled By Pigeons

Some days I feel just like this kid…only those pigeons are really bees.

Free 20oz Coke – Round Two

Oh god, I didn’t think that anything would come from my Free Coca-Cola post, but the other day I stumbled across this email….

So it looks like it’s not some kind of scam hatched by the fiendish minds at the Coca-Cola corporation. I can’t wait to get a box containing my free 20oz of coca cola in my mailbox….there had better be a full bottle of coke…none of that coupon shit. If it’s a coupon, I’ll be pissed.

Aside from possible pissicity, a free coke, wow…God Bless America.

Video Game vs Work

Usually I try to play a few video games when I should be working, as it decreases the likelihood that I’ll go on a shooting rampage. Sometimes it works out well and everything goes fine, other times it doesn’t go so well. There are a good number of games out there, but can it be said that they were truly designed to be played at work?

See, the enjoyment factor of the game is only part of it. Since I’m at the office, I need to be on the lookout for the dreaded eight-headed-management-demon that creeps around corners and peeks through keyholes, waiting for me to shirk my important duties. If a game is well made I can skate by just fine, but if it isn’t…well, there goes that Christmas bonus the kids were looking forward to.

So, without further adieu, let’s take a look at our potential game for the day.

Bouncing Journey 2

Alright, let’s get this show on the road. My boss is on the other side of the office right now so this is a good time to give Bouncing Journey 2 a shot.

Drug Stash Pic Found On Craigslist Camera

So…I, err…found this picture on a digital camera (memory card included) I bought from a guy on craigslist…

Now, I’m no expert (that might not be true), but if that stuff on the left isn’t just notebook paper, we have (from left to right) LSD, Ecstacy and Mushrooms. That’s not a bad weekend. Given the quantities of the substances, it’s also a felony.

Now the real question is…how much money do I extort from the guy I bought it from to delete the picture?